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On the table is a digital security card. A thick metal door is to your right.(1) Take card & exit the room(2) Exit the roomAs you open the door, an armed guard stops you. You show him your card, and he lets you through while saluting and saying the government motto, "Hic ego cives multes necavi". You are now outside, and there is a computer terminal nearby. You ask for information on the BPOAL, and the intelligence database tells youthe BPOAL are located in the Blue District of the city.You open the door only to be halted by a guard who tells you a form of identification is required to leave the premises.(1) You travel to the Blue District(2) You wander aroundYou walk towards the nearest transporter, and are asked which route to take. You don't have a map with you!(1) Green route(2) Orange routeYou walk around the cityobserving people. Suddenly, a man dressed in ajester suit screams out,"Beware the VonShiffendecker man!". Clearly, the man is mad, but you walk up to him to hear more. He tells you that a mysterious man VonShiffendecker has been attacking those who stalk the BPOAL. Then he drops dead at your feet.(1) Pilfer his wallet(2) Run away quicklyYou adjust the controls afor the green route. As the transport begins, you hear a recorded voice saying "Waste disposal started". You dissolve in a scintillation of light and materialize 50 feet deep in semi-liquid sewer waste. You are killed almost instantly. -THE END-You quickly search through his pockets, you find a list of all BPOAL members.Before you can fully realize the great success, a homemade grenade in his hat explodes, sending poisoned toothpicks flying into your body.You die an agonizing death. -THE END-You panic and flee the area. As you turn your head back to look, the body disappears in a flash of red smoke. Then you are transported to an underground location; a dark roomwith BPOAL markings on the walls. You spy a BPOAL guard in the corner with his back toyou.(1) You shoot the guard(2) You question himYou reach into your pocketand pull out your FX4000assault rifle. It's fullyautomatic, and fires 400toothpicks per second at470 mph. You mow down theguard instantly in a shower of flying toothpicks. You run out the door, there is a corridor.(1) You go left(2) You go rightYou frantically sprint down the corridor. You see a computer terminal at the end. For the moment, there is no one nearby.(1) You try to hack the terminal(2) You blow up the terminalYou use your knowledge to get access into the BPOAL files. Browsing through the personnel files, you record everyone's nameon a isolinear chip you placein your pocket. Now you have to get out of here.(1) You try to blast the wall(2) You run the other wayStanding back 10 feet, you reach into your backpack and pull out your shoulder-mounted endothermic rocket launcher. BOOM! One blast completely destroys thewall. Unfortunately, you're gone too. -THE END-You grab a plasma grenade from your backpack and lob it at the terminal, which explodes in a ball of flame. The fire quickly spreads throughout the corridor. If you do not leave soon, you will be burned to death!(1) You run the other way(2) You bravely hold your positionYou stand motionless as the inferno approaches. When the toes of your boots and your hair start to burn, you regret your decision. Soon your body is engulfed in flames. -THE END-As you run, you nearly collide with a BPOAL guard. He's pointing a shotgun at you, and tells you not to try anything.(1) You attack him(2) You obey himAs fast as lightning,you reach into your backpack and grab your Cellular Slammer. It looks like an antique cell phone, but is a powerful forcefield weapon. You throw it at the guard's feet, and it establishes a forcefield around him. He fires helplessly at you.(1) You walk around(2) You leave as fast as you canYou flee but cannot find a path to the surface. As you aimlessly wander, BPOAL agents vaporize you. -THE END-As you walk around the complex, you see manyclosed doors. Then, a peddler approaches. He is unaware you area secret agent. "Psst," he shouts."Would you like to buy some super lawn fertilizer?". The man is alone.(1) You buy the fertilizer(2) You shoot the manAs you reach into your backpack for the FX4000, you are shot by someone else in the back. You fall to the floor, unconscious. You later wake up groggy in a small room. A sinister man dressed like a hippie is glaring at you.(1) You punch the man(2) You just sit thereThe man walks closer to you and holds his fingers up your nose in the Lawn Gnome Death Grip. As you are fighting the immense pain, he identifies himself as VonShiffendecker. Soon after, you slump to the floor dead. -THE END-k/